Karma maybe.

I’m happy.

lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

(via asian)

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via guy)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via dreams-are--dreamt--by-dreamers)

"Do not ever compliment me by insulting other women. That is not a compliment, it is a competition none of us agreed to."

"You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via januaryandjuly)

(Source: escapedgoat, via architect-of-my-own-disaster)

"She’s the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence that I could ever possibly write."

Michael Faudet  (via deliriosity)

(Source: charmainethinks, via architect-of-my-own-disaster)

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

(via guy)