proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via asian)

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via unprime)

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via unprime)

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

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(Source: frutari, via unprime)

frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

(via happiest)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via colorful-mistake)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via happiest)

  • me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
  • mum: what
  • me:
  • mum:
  • me: Virgin Mobile
  • mum: go to your room